fuhgedaboudit...!!

If I do not display the above ID when I go to the school computer lab, I do not get in to said lab. I look like a mole from an Italian mob family. I feel like telling the door monitor desk Nazi, Ifa youz do not allow me admittance to dis establishment of higher learning, I shall feel compelled to make an offer you cannot refuse. Or my esteemed family will pay you a little visit. Ah well, as I do not boast a single drop of Sicilian blood, I do not think any such threats will move the lab vigilantes.